Shitloads have happened since the last post.
Went home for summer, met up with the bros. It was a continuous stream of Indian food and sports. Ahhh, heaven. Just a small gathering for my birthday, hung out in Permas the whole time. And in doing so, I had to take crap about Permas all day. From the normal “ulu”, and “kampung” to totally ridiculous ones like some tribal rituals. All because of roadkill. Bloody annoying, but good day anyway.
I have no idea what all 4 of us were doing.
Christmas was awesome, with plenty of brotalks, some so shocking they just BLOW your mind. After the mind-blowing stuff, you realise, “Meh, that was not so good after all”. But everything was brilliant, with Thomas providing most of the laughs and most of the puffs too. New Year’s eve was weird though. The bros finally realised the fear of being stalked. From carpools to Lloyd’s pool. Tension was at its maximum. And we didn’t have the buckets of fried chicken + beehoon from previous years. I bet Leon misses that. We didn’t even countdown to 2011. All stuck in some stupid poker game while I just chilled. That was really lameass.
Worked in KL for a month. All the you-see-ass-eye jokes were flying around constantly before that. But it was all good in the end. Hung out with Marvin, met his bro, met his bros, experienced life in UCSI. Goodball, that one. Futsal was great too. Oh, how I miss futsal.
Midway through the UCSI stint, it was time for LANGKAWI! It was Vinesh’s birthday, 21st in fact. The first of the homeboys to turn 21 and he told us stories. Stories that made the bros tilt. Stories that made the etikans go “THREE”.
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That was legendary. Especially with Ko asking all the homo-philic questions. “Vinesh, the girls like your **** or not?”. Cue facepalms and hysterical laughter. Vinesh met his Kapten Abang while we were about to check in to the hotel. It was like a dream come true for all the shooters.
Cenang was good, definitely will go back there again. There was this topless girl sunbathing and Leon was just pointing excitedly, “LOOK, LOOK, TOPLESS SUNBATHING”. Oh god. Best part was, everyone tried to walk away as fast as possible but Leon just stuncock-ed there. And while we were playing frisbee, a girl in a purple bikini walked past. She just came back from parasailing or something. Everyone stopped playing at the same time and just stared. Until she got really uncomfortable and covered herself up. But that was some true brombda, λ.
Then we returned to the hotel, showered and just chilling. Waiting to go for dinner. People started falling asleep and were just stoning. UNTIL. Ko created his own story, as always, and made everyone tension. “Hey guys, got people having sex in the room opposite.” Ohmygod. Tension went from 0 -> max. And we all did this.
Epic stalkers.
There was frantic rushing to the window, turning off the lights, closing the curtains. And everyone was just trying to see in the darkness. Even the sleeping ones woke up and joined us. And it turns out that it was just kids jumping around on the bed. Which explains Leon’s question, “What sex they doing? Why does it look so wild, jumping from the bed and all?” POTONG STIM HABIS. Ko got the shooting of his lifetime after that. His pride decreased exponentially but team pride stayed constant. All in all, a fantastic brotrip. Especially when you drive 2 cars up from JB-KL-LGK. True pride.
Next came CNY with all the food and gambling and angpows. After missing last year’s CNY, this year feels especially good. Although I can’t understand how Leon/Jing can be so lucky every single time in blackjack. Logic defying. Which is why I sucked balls. Negative 50 ringgit or something, throughout the whole of CNY. Stupid game.
Good day 🙂
Leroy made me damn tension. Damn you, Leroy.
And a few tennis sessions after that, it was time to go back to Sydney. Oh well, it was a good break. Back to the grind, I suppose. Thanks for the memories, guys. Good times. See you guys soon.
Cheers